The secret to a stress-free workday.

BE LIKE THEODORE.

Theodore has no idea what an ‘API’ is — and frankly, he couldn’t care less. He just knows his systems work and he’s home in time for dinner. We handle the digital grunt work so you can stop staring at progress bars and start being a human again.

Theodore the Frog
n8n Ambassador
3 YearsPractitioner Experience
International SchoolsKL + Beijing
Kuala LumpurMalaysia-Based
What We Do
Choose Your Frog
Spot The Slime

Efficiency Training & Audits

Find the friction, kill it

Most people are too busy “doing” to realise they’re doing it the hard way. We find the repetitive, soul-sucking tasks hiding in your workflow and show you exactly how to kill them.

Hand Over the Shovel

Custom Workflow Builds

Systems that run without you

Knowing you have a problem is one thing; having the time to fix it is another. We build the invisible systems that handle your grunt work so you can focus on the stuff that actually matters.

The Future Isn’t Scary

AI Strategy & Education

Training your team for what’s next

AI isn’t a sci-fi monster; it’s the most powerful intern you’ll ever hire. We teach you and your team how to talk to these tools so you can stop fearing the future and start using it.

Jamie Twinney — Swallow The Frog
4 Years building
18 Years teaching
The Human Behind the Frog
Jamie Twinney
Founder, Swallow The Frog

I spent years in international school classrooms in Kuala Lumpur and Beijing watching talented people drown in admin. Report writing, data entry, spreadsheets that should have died in 2003. I knew automation could fix it — so I fixed it.

Four years and dozens of implementations later, I’ve saved teachers and business teams hundreds of hours annually using n8n and local AI. I’m one of a small number of practitioners globally to hold official n8n Ambassador status — platform-endorsed recognition that my knowledge is the real thing, not recycled YouTube tutorials.

n8n
n8n Ambassador Official platform-recognised expert — one of very few in Southeast Asia
ASK
Alice Smith School, Kuala Lumpur Automation implementation — 40+ hours saved per teacher per academic year
KAB
Keystone Academy, Beijing AI-assisted marking and report generation workflows
160+Hours saved per teacher / year
3+Years practitioner experience
2International school clients
How It Works
How We Swallow the Frog
1

A Quick Chat

You tell us where the “slime” is. No 50-page documents — just a conversation about the tasks that are currently stealing your life. We listen, take notes, and find the shortest path to freedom.

2

We Do the Heavy Lifting

Theodore goes to work. We build, test, and break things in our own time so you don’t have to. You keep running your business; we build the invisible systems that power it. Updates in plain English, not geek-speak.

3

The Relief

We show you the new system, ensure your team actually knows how to use it, and then we get out of the way. No long-term fluff — just a system that works and a calendar that suddenly has a lot more free time.

Proven Results
What It Looks Like in the Real World
40+
Hours saved per teacher
per academic year
Alice Smith School, KL
160+
Total hours saved annually
across all automations
Per teacher, per year
0
Data leaving the building
with local AI deployment
GDPR-compliant by design
2
International school clients
KL and Beijing
Keystone Academy + Alice Smith

READY TO STOP DOING THE ROBOT WORK?

Join Theodore in the Stress-Free Zone. Let’s swallow your biggest frogs so you can get back to being a human. No technical hurdles, no jargon — just a business that finally works for you.

// What People Say

DON’T TAKE OUR WORD FOR IT.

“Jamie has a rare ability to simplify complex topics in a way that makes them easy to grasp and instantly useful. I walked away with actionable techniques I could immediately put into practice. If you want a speaker who can break things down clearly, inspire new ideas, and give you practical skills you can apply right away — Jamie is an outstanding choice.”

Vijay Singh Head of Customer Success ASEAN — Nutanix

“Jamie’s workshop on AI and automation completely blew me away. Jamie has a real gift for taking complex ideas and making them not only understandable, but immediately applicable. I walked away with tools and strategies I could start using the very next day. I can’t recommend Jamie highly enough.”

Tony Ocone Managing Director — Titan Financial